But Upgraliam's true signature was the Clockwork Conductor—an ornate kernel dropped like a seed at the heart of the lawn. It wound itself with the patience of a loner and the precision of a metronome. Its baton ticked out time differently: seconds could stretch into long, lazy afternoons; minutes could snap into instant teleports. With a flick, zombies found themselves aging in reverse for a breath, then aging forward twice as fast, disoriented mid-lumber. Some dissolved into confetti of forgotten holiday decorations; others blinked into toddlerhood, toddled home bewildered into wardrobes and basements.